Friday silliness
How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change the bulb and two to write the standards and tell him what he did wrong.
How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
We don’t know. They never get past the feasibility study.
How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
What’s your budget?
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How about this.
Q: How many BRE staff does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Twenty. One to change the bulb, one to come up with a complex scoring methodology to assess the environmental performance of removing and replacing the bulb. The remaining eighteen to provide additional assessment tools and consultancy services that must be used to complete the assessment and to provide training to licenced assessors that undertake the assessment of removing and replacing the bulb.