Comments on: Friday silliness http://www.melstarrs.com/elemental/2008/08/15/friday-silliness/ Communicating sustainable solutions for the built environment Thu, 29 Jul 2010 05:35:56 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 By: Andrew http://www.melstarrs.com/elemental/2008/08/15/friday-silliness/comment-page-1/#comment-346 Andrew Fri, 22 Aug 2008 08:47:51 +0000 http://www.melstarrs.com/elemental/?p=687#comment-346 How about this. Q: How many BRE staff does it take to change a light bulb? A: Twenty. One to change the bulb, one to come up with a complex scoring methodology to assess the environmental performance of removing and replacing the bulb. The remaining eighteen to provide additional assessment tools and consultancy services that must be used to complete the assessment and to provide training to licenced assessors that undertake the assessment of removing and replacing the bulb. How about this.

Q: How many BRE staff does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. One to change the bulb, one to come up with a complex scoring methodology to assess the environmental performance of removing and replacing the bulb. The remaining eighteen to provide additional assessment tools and consultancy services that must be used to complete the assessment and to provide training to licenced assessors that undertake the assessment of removing and replacing the bulb.

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